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At RENT-A-VILLAGE, they specialize in exploiting your entire population by making everyone into personal servants for wealthy industrialists and pop stars. And for those starving NATIONS of the world, they have a special deal!

The service has won prestigious honors, including Harvard's 2003 Ig Nobel Prize for Economics.

Okay, I've been a bit sarcastic here. But the service is real. Presently, wealthy vacationers and industrialist conventioneers may rent up to 6 different villages and the nation of Liechtenstein. Sounds implausible? Check it out.