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Figures... Only a flyover state would actually vote FOR the Antichrist.

From the Darwin Awards - A typical Ohio resident

Bowling Green, Ohio student Robert Ricketts, 19, had his head bloodied when he was struck by a Conrail train. He told police he was trying to see how close to the moving train he could place his head without getting hit.

Lay off the Ohio jokes please.

We don't need to joke about Ohio. It's already a joke.

Ohio: It's full of inbred yokels, yet surprisingly close to New York.

Ohio: Aren't you glad you're not in Michigan?

Ohio: We bake for roadkill.

Kerry is making his concession speech at 1 o'clock.

The next train for Ontario leaves at 1:15.