The Cult of the Cool Mac: Made with 100% USDA real meat!

A few months ago, McDonalds stopped offering "super-sized" value meals after suffering embarrassment from the movie "Super Size Me."

...or did they?

It seems that they've taken a cue from our President who has taken to calling deforestation plans "Healthy Forest Initiatives". They've simply changed the name. McDonalds employees now ask of every purchaser "do you want that BIG?"

Well I don't want it SMALL, do I? Oh, wait -- were you asking whether I wanted to pay an additional fee for larger portions? No.